Pop-culture blind spot?

Not to toot my own horn or anything, but I think my pop-culture IQ is at the very least well above average, if not bordering on good. And that is something I definitely take pride in (all those hours spent on TV , movies and mags has gotta count for something, right?)

Buuut, I've recently it seems I am not exactly in step with the rest of pop-culture. Here's the evidence (feel free to gasp as many times as you need):

• I don't Tweet (although that lil idea's been running around in the back of my mind)
  
  
• I haven't watched a single episode of Lost (gasp, yes, I know) - so I have no idea why everyone's jaw dropped after the recent Lost finale or what the hoopla is about the statue's identity
  
  
• I don't watch Gossip Girl/One Tree Hill/The Hills - honestly, they all seem the same to me and I couldn't care less
  
  
• 24 is just a number to me - yeah, I know Keifer Sutherland is in it and all that. Beyond that, nothing. Zilch.
  
  
• I don't watch Desperate Housewives/ The Real Housewives of New Jersey (or whatever) - don't know, don't care. Although I was a touch offended when the creators of Desperate Housewives launched that lil show called Big Shots - course it got canceled and all, still. The guys in Big Shots were as messed up, if not more, than the women in Desperate...so there.
  
  
• Haven't watched Friday Night Lights - so my memory of Kyle Chandler from Early Edition is intact :)
  
  
• Haven't watched HIMYM (I know, shocking!) - but I am going to make up for it this summer - go NetFlix! Neil Patrick Harris has always been Doogie to me, but I'm sure that'll change soon
  
  
• I only catch random eps of SNL - but I heard JT rocks as the host
  
  
• Rescue Me, In Treatment, The Shield, Numb3rs, Chuck, Dexter, The Mentalist and Prison Break are strangers to me - I missed the train on these
  
  
• I haven't read a single Twilight book and I don't plan to. Ditto for the Twilight movies. Don't ask me why.
  

Now onto older pop-culture misses for me (in no particular order):

• Haven't watched a single LOTR movie in its entireity - don't blame me, the LOTR book found its way home too late.
  
  
• Apart from the original Star Wars and one of the sequels (whichever one it was that had Jar-Jar Binks introduced), haven't watched the others
  
  
• The only things I know about ER are that John Stamos is in the later seasons and George Clooney (insert mandatory swoon here) used to be on in earlier seasons
  
  
• I haven't watched Seinfeld - at max, a couple of random scenes. So I don't know why 'Yada, yada, yada" is the No. 1 funniest phrase in that list of 50 funniest phrases from TV sitcoms
  
  
• ET is a movie I have not yet watched - but I love the phrase 'ET phone home' :)
  
  
• Sharks scare me - Jaws (and only the first movie) is the only one I have watched even 10 mins of. None of the sequels. Sorry.
  
  
• I haven't watched any of the Godfather movies - but small consolation, I have read the first book
  
  
• Haven't watched Pulp Fiction or Scarface or any of the Kill Bill series - sorry, not one for excessive violence/gore

Now here's some TV I did watch growing up - I'll try not to make this list too snakin' long (and no, snickering is not allowed):

• Friends
• The Wonder Years
• Remington Steele
• Now and again
• the very first Survivor
• the very first Amazing Race
  
• Buffy the Vampire Slayer
• Angel
• Mutant X
• JAG
  
• Dark Angel
• Will & Grace
• the 60's Star Trek on TV
• Lost in Space (the TV series, although I did watch the movie too, but only for Matt LeBlanc)
• Doogie Howser M.D
• Moonlighting
• Charles in Charge
• Who's the boss?
• Diff'rent Strokes
• Silver Spoons
• Early Edition
• Charmed
• Dawson's Creek
• Mind your language
  
• I Dream of Jeannie (the technicolor one, not the old, B/W one)

Now come on guys, enough with the snickering...

My movie list is waaaaaay longer - if anyone's interested, let me know and I will find a way to have you spend a nice, lazy afternoon going through my movie list...

Bored yet? No? Ok great - cos in spite of my apparent ignorance of all things in nowadays, I do watch my fair share of current TV and movies - proof is here and here. But seriously, has anyone of you out there watched all of this? If so, then do share - which ones are a must-watch? Something that would deserve a place on my 'before I die' list? Anything legendary? :D